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'Of course not。'
'Oh; Charles; you are a worry to me。 It's not enough just stand about looking distinguished and a martyr for Art。 Let's go to dinner。 We're at the。 Captain's table。 I don't suppose he'll dine down tonight; but it's polite to be fairly punctual。'
By the time that we reached the table the rest of the party had arranged themselves。 On either side of the Captain's empty chair sat Julia and Mrs Stuyvesant Oglander; besides them there was an English diplomat and his wife; Senator Stuyvesant Oglander; and an American clergyman at present totally isolated between two pairs of empty chairs。 This clergyman later described himself … redundantly it seemed … as an Episcopalian Bishop。 Husbands and wives sat together here。 My wife was confronted with a quick decision; and although the steward attempted to direct us otherwise; sat so that she had the senator and I the Bishop。 Julia gave us both a little dismal signal of sympathy。
'I'm miserable about the party;' she said; 'my beastly maid totally disappeared with every dress I have。 She only turned up half an hour ago。 She'd been playing ping…pong。'
'I've been telling the Senator what he missed;' said Mrs Stuyvesant Oglander。 'Wherever Celia is; you'll find she knows all the significant people。'
'On my right;' said the Bishop; 'a significant couple are expected。 They take all their meals in their cabin except when they have been informed in advance that the Captain will be present。'
We were a gruesome circle; even my wife's high social spirit faltered。 At moments I heard bits of her conversation。
'。。。an extraordinary little red…haired man。 Captain Foulenough in person。'
'But I understood you to say; Lady Celia; that you were unacquainted with him。'
'I meant he was like Captain Foulenough。'
'I begin to prehend。 He impersonated this friend of yours in order to e to your party。'
'No; no。 Captain Foulenough is simply a ic character。'
'There seems to have been nothing very amusing about this other man。 Your friend is a edian?'
'No; no。 Captain Foulenough is an imaginary character in an English paper。 You know; like your 〃Popeye〃。'
The senator laid down knife and fork。 'To recapitulate: an impostor came to your party and you admitted him because of a fancied resemblance to a fictitious character in a cartoon。'
'Yes; I suppose that was it really。'
The senator looked at his wife as much as to say: 'Significant people; huh!'
I heard Julia across the table trying to trace; for the benefit of the diplomat; the marriage…connections of her Hungarian and Italian cousins。 The diamonds flashed in her hair and on her fingers; but her hands were nervously rolling little balls of crumb; and her starry head drooped in despair。
The Bishop told me of the goodwill mission on which he was travelling to Barcelona。。。'a very; very valuable work of clearance has been performed; Mr Ryder。 The time has now e to rebuild on broader foundations。 I have made it my aim to reconcile the so…called Anarchists and the so…called munists; and with that in view I and my mittee have digested all the available documentation of the subject。 Our conclusion; Mr Ryder; is unanimous。 There is no fundamental diversity between the two ideologies。 It is a matter of personalities; Mr Ryder; and what personalities have put asunder personalities can unite。。。'
On the other side I heard: 'And may I make so bold as to ask what institutions sponsored your husband's expedition?'
The diplomat's wife bravely engaged the Bishop across the gulf that separated them。
'And what language will you speak when you get to Barcelona?'
'The language of Reason and Brotherhood; madam;' and; turning back to me; 'The speech of the ing century is in thoughts not in words。 Do you not agree; Mr Ryder?'
'Yes;' I said。 'Yes。'
'What are words?' said the Bishop。
'What indeed?'
'Mere conventional symbols; Mr Ryder; and this is an age rightly sceptical of conventional symbols。'
My mind reeled; after the parrot…house fever of my wife's party; and unplumbed emotions of the afternoon; after all the exertions of my wife's pleasures in New York; after the months of solitude in the steaming; green shadows of the jungle; this was too much。 I felt like Lear on the heath; like the Duchess of Malfi bayed by madmen。 I summoned cataracts and hurricanoes; and as if by conjury the call was immediately answered。
For some time now; though whether it was a mere trick of the nerves I did not then know; I had felt a recurrent and persistently growing motion … a heave and shudder of the large dining…room as of the breast of a man in deep sleep。 Now my wife turned to me and said: 'Either I am a little drunk or it's getting rough;' and; even as she spoke we found ourselves leaning sideways in our chairs; there was a crash and tinkle of falling cutlery by the wall; and on our table the wine glasses all together toppled and rolled over; while each of us steadied the plate and forks and looked at the other with expressions that varied between frank horror in the diplomat's wife and relief in Julia。
The gale which; unheard; unseen; unfelt; in our enclosed and insulated world had; for an hour; been mounting over us; had now veered and fallen full on our bows。
Silenced followed the crash; then a high; nervous babble of laughter。 Stewards laid napkins on the pools of spilt wine。 We tried to resume the conversation; but all were waiting; as the little ginger man had watched the drop swell and fall from the swan's beak; for the next great blow; it came; heavier than the last。
'This is where I say good night to you all;' said the diplomat's wife; rising。
Her husband led her to their cabin。 The dining…room was emptying fast。 Soon only Julia; my wife; and I were left at the table; and; telepathically; Julia said; 'Like King Lear。'
'Only each of us is all three of them。'
'What can you mean?' asked my wife。
'Lear; Kent; Fool。'
'Oh dear; it's like that agonizing Foulenough conversation over again。 Don't try and explain。'
'I doubt if I could;' I said。
Another climb; another vast drop。 The stewards were at work making things fast; shutting things up; hustling away unstable ornaments。
'Well; we've finished dinner and set a fine example of British phlegm;' said my wife。 'Let's go and see what's on。'
Once; on our way to the lounge; we had all three to cling to a pillar; when we got there we found it almost deserted; the band played but no one danced; the tables were set for tombola but no one bought a card; and the ship's officer; who made a speciality of calling the numbers with all the patter of the lower deck … 'sweet sixteen and never been kissed … key of the door; twenty…one … clickety…click; sixty…six' … was idly talking to his colleagues; there were a score of scattered novel readers; a few games of bridge; some brandy drinking in the smoking…room; but all our guests of two hours before had disappeared。
The three of us sat for a little by the empty dance floor… my wife was full of schemes by which; without impoliteness; we could move to another table in the dining…room。 'It's crazy to go to th